March 2012
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I was kind of feeling pooey earlier, but then I remembered I had thin mints in the freezer and a new crossword.
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Maya Angelou removes the bottom of Rick Santorum’s bag as an act of malice.
Every conversation I have ever had since I got to...
Me: What's up?
Classmate: Nothin. Tired.
Me: Same.
richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorum goes to the corner store to get a can of delicious arizona iced tea and when he takes out his wallet he grabs it wrong and it opens at a weird angle and all his change and his bank card and drivers license fall out and everyone behind him in line is looking at him like “wow what an idiot” while he frantically tries to pick up all his pennies
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February 2012
madisoncousin:
Roses - Outkast
ericboreman:
will.i.was
why the fuck would juicy couture send me a poster...
bryannbby:
You Really Got a Hold on Me - She...
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Watchalexlulz:
Weird….lol
There is a man kneeling with a rosary outside of...
the-hurricane-k-reigns-here:
Thank you for your prayers, kind sir. May they hasten the healing of this most uncomfortable yeast infection. Praise jesus and amen.
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whatwasleftafter asked: MERCEDES COJONES! You need...
writersbump:
HAHAHAH, oh my god I love you Alycia. What does that even MEAN? I need you here to do my make-up, I suck at this gaaaaaame.
DUDE, makeup isn’t hard, I promise! You just need some eyeshadow, mascara, and a hot sexy lip. Also, totally random, but this eyeshadow palette is like 5 bucks and it’s fucking awesome. I think you can get it at like CVS/RITE AID.
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